"They're housewives and they're hackers," Hedgepath said. "I don't care if they have kids. I don't care that they are grandmothers. They're bootlegging us out of business."

The latest crazed recording industry executive on Napster? A movie mogul fuming over DVD piracy?

Nope. A needlepoint pattern publisher exec on doily-swapping grannies. While the dollar figures are much smaller, the similarities to the napster issue are quite striking, as alluded to in the article. (Stitched together at obscure store.)