Quote of the day, from the movie Naked:

Louise: How did you get here?

Johnny: Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And
the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter,
matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to
fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to
man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle
on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till
Doomsday.