chock full of errors, masturbation and jesus
Wed
29
Aug
Total Request Live (which, apparently luckily, I can't watch in Canada) is a stupid show:
An MTV staffer observes the crowd, his gaze finally resting on an eager-eyed blond named Michelle. "You like Backstreet Boys," he pronounces. "Now, why do you like Backstreet?""Hi, my name's Michelle, I'm from South Carolina and I like Backstreet because I love their music and their new video rocks!" the teenager says on cue.
"Mmmm. No," says the staffer, sighing heavily. "First of all, you forgot your 'Woooo!' You have to 'Woooo!' at the end of your shout-out. Don't ever forget to 'Woooo!' Now, which Backstreet is your favorite?"
Never, ever forget your 'Woooo!' ©
Zero tolerance is a bad policy. ©
Tue
28
Aug
Mon
27
Aug
How Kevin Smith met his wife - the comic. ©
Thu
23
Aug
Tue
21
Aug
Mon
13
Aug
A Black Mud From Africa Helps Power the New Economy:
Before you make another call on that cell phone, take a moment, close your eyes and reflect on all you've done for Mama Doudou, queen of the rain-forest whores.©
Thu
09
Aug
534 hits for the Code Red virus (and variants) since July 20, and counting. ©
Wed
08
Aug
Online comics vs. offline. (The front page of salon uses an image from When I Am King, which I told you about a while ago. It's finished now, go read the whole thing.) There are lots of great links in this article, follow them all. ©